Post by pinkshadow on Feb 6, 2009 14:01:14 GMT
As I lay peacefully in my bed sleeping I am suddenly wide awake to the sound of my phone vibrating across the table. "We need an interview, NOW.. this guy has just walked straight into MWF and was signed up on the spot.. you've GOT to see him.."
"Yeh.. alright.." I mumble as I get myself out of bed and realise it is not even light outside. I keep hearing the words "He calls himself Mackrel" resonating in my head as I wonder if I just dreamt all of this..
As I step into the MWF headquarters I see trails of water droplets and wonder if it is April fools days and I have missed a few months... but then my eyes meet a pair of flippers and follow them up to a full diving-suit. This guy even has seaweed hung around his neck... This can only be fun... right?
Good morning,Do I call you Mr. Mackrel?
You can call me THE MACKREL, doll face.
Usually our superstars undergo a rigurous
training plan and work their way to stardom, how did you get to come straight into the main show?
I have been trained by the best Superheros around. I have swam with the likes of sharkboy and been personally trained by the Hurricane. I am The Mackrel, your newest Catch of the day.
How do you plan to make your debut to MWF, Any big suprises the fans should look forward to?
I here to clean up this PLAICE. Wrong- doers beware because this MACKREL is going to fish slap your face to the other side the ocean! I am going to swim straight upsteam, because there's a new face on the scene. Expect the best High-Frying action on this planet.. You seen nothing yet till The Mackrel leaves you high and dry.
Are you high?
If you mean high on adrenalin, then yes!
Can you give us an exclusive sneak peek at your costume?
My superhero Wet suit? Sure thing, i'll send you a picture
Wouldn't it be tricky to perfom 'high-frying' maneoveurs in a wet suit?
Is that even allowed under safety regulations?
Safety is my middle name....It's a special suit built for power, speed and most of all.. I Look quite the catch.
Does fish attract the ladies these days?
It's not the smell that does it, it's the size of my tackle. That's a hook any lady would want her mouth to be stuck on.
Moving on, who would you say has been your biggest inspiration.. your all-time role model?
Tough question. I'll have to get back to you on that one..
Is there anyone in the MWF you will be looking to form alliances with?
I could always do with a side kick but I have not really scouted the talent too much.
Is there anyone in the MWF you will be working to 'clean up' first?
My aim is to rid the whole Mwf of its Sharks.. If I have to BATTER each and every one of them, I will do so in the name of justice. If I can rid the MWF of the Mercenaries then my main goals are met.
Now would seem like a perfect time with the brothers taking a dramatic turn of events and turning on each other, will you be using this to your advantage?
Any distraction is a good distraction. There is no better time to strike then whilst confusion fills the air.
Thank you for your time today Mr Mackrel, Any last words?
Why, thank you! Just remember, when there's something fishy in your neighbourhood.. YOU know who to call. So pick up the shellphone and The MACKREL will be there to save your day.
And with those last words he just gets up and walks away.. well.. flops away..
I should be scared.. This is the craziest thing I have ever seen.. but what can I say.. I kinda like the guy-fish-thing! One thing is for sure.. there is certainly something 'fishy' going on.. TUNA into MWF RAW monday night to catch the exclusive debut of Mr. Mackrel!
He has even got me making fishy entendres now...
"Yeh.. alright.." I mumble as I get myself out of bed and realise it is not even light outside. I keep hearing the words "He calls himself Mackrel" resonating in my head as I wonder if I just dreamt all of this..
As I step into the MWF headquarters I see trails of water droplets and wonder if it is April fools days and I have missed a few months... but then my eyes meet a pair of flippers and follow them up to a full diving-suit. This guy even has seaweed hung around his neck... This can only be fun... right?
Good morning,Do I call you Mr. Mackrel?
You can call me THE MACKREL, doll face.
Usually our superstars undergo a rigurous
training plan and work their way to stardom, how did you get to come straight into the main show?
I have been trained by the best Superheros around. I have swam with the likes of sharkboy and been personally trained by the Hurricane. I am The Mackrel, your newest Catch of the day.
How do you plan to make your debut to MWF, Any big suprises the fans should look forward to?
I here to clean up this PLAICE. Wrong- doers beware because this MACKREL is going to fish slap your face to the other side the ocean! I am going to swim straight upsteam, because there's a new face on the scene. Expect the best High-Frying action on this planet.. You seen nothing yet till The Mackrel leaves you high and dry.
Are you high?
If you mean high on adrenalin, then yes!
Can you give us an exclusive sneak peek at your costume?
My superhero Wet suit? Sure thing, i'll send you a picture
Wouldn't it be tricky to perfom 'high-frying' maneoveurs in a wet suit?
Is that even allowed under safety regulations?
Safety is my middle name....It's a special suit built for power, speed and most of all.. I Look quite the catch.
Does fish attract the ladies these days?
It's not the smell that does it, it's the size of my tackle. That's a hook any lady would want her mouth to be stuck on.
Moving on, who would you say has been your biggest inspiration.. your all-time role model?
Tough question. I'll have to get back to you on that one..
Is there anyone in the MWF you will be looking to form alliances with?
I could always do with a side kick but I have not really scouted the talent too much.
Is there anyone in the MWF you will be working to 'clean up' first?
My aim is to rid the whole Mwf of its Sharks.. If I have to BATTER each and every one of them, I will do so in the name of justice. If I can rid the MWF of the Mercenaries then my main goals are met.
Now would seem like a perfect time with the brothers taking a dramatic turn of events and turning on each other, will you be using this to your advantage?
Any distraction is a good distraction. There is no better time to strike then whilst confusion fills the air.
Thank you for your time today Mr Mackrel, Any last words?
Why, thank you! Just remember, when there's something fishy in your neighbourhood.. YOU know who to call. So pick up the shellphone and The MACKREL will be there to save your day.
And with those last words he just gets up and walks away.. well.. flops away..
I should be scared.. This is the craziest thing I have ever seen.. but what can I say.. I kinda like the guy-fish-thing! One thing is for sure.. there is certainly something 'fishy' going on.. TUNA into MWF RAW monday night to catch the exclusive debut of Mr. Mackrel!
He has even got me making fishy entendres now...