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Post by Dynamite on Sept 27, 2009 11:56:11 GMT
As the entrance video goes off, and the fireworks wail around the empty arena, red and black lights flash everywhere, showing off to an abscent crowd.
As everything stops, and the light returns to normal, music fills the air. "The Ripper" by Chinchilla begins to chrun out of the sound system, but nobody has used this music before. The cameras circle the empty arena, untill finally, the MWF World Champion, Dynamite, comes out onto the stage, to then begin posing to the set cameras, with a cheeky smirk on his face.
He walks down the ramp, as Pyro goes off behind him.
Eventually, he reaches the ring, and takes his usual, slow way inside, with the World Championship on his shoulder, and a microphone in his right hand. He stands in the centre of the ring, until his music cuts off, and the lights dim, with 3 spotlights being the only source of light, with all 3 on Dynamite.
Dynamite begins to laugh to himself, as he puts the belt down in one of the corners, before walking back to the centre, and facing the set camera to the south of the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, waiting a while before once again speaking.
"Well well well.. Here I am once again, faithfull viewers. Dynamite has returns. Not just me.. But all of the MWF.
And wait a minute, what's this? Ahh yes.. If you didn't notice, this arena has changed from the usual Smackdown! or RAW appearances.. Wanna know why?
Quite simply.. UXW, HAS RETURNED!
Underground Xtreme Wrestling has been my offspring since before the MWF even had it's first match.. And my GOD, I'm glad it has returned.
Now folks.. We have been able to sign an agreement for a Wednesday TV slot on CBS. This means, EVERY SINGLE WEDNESDAY, 9PM till 10:30PM, in Great Britian at least, we'll be showing the most hardcore, uncut, dangerous and above all, most entertaining matches you have EVER seen!
At the head of all this.. Who knows? Me for now.. But I don't plan on sticking around to pander to the worthless fans. I'll leave that up to somebody else, and see how long THEY can stick it out!
Now, as for our ver first show.. THIS coming Wednesday, Wednesday the 30th of September, there will be a few things in place..
Number 1: All matches will be No DQ, wether they are hardcore or not, along with no countout and no ropebreak.. This will show JUST HOW MUCH PAIN, PEOPLE CAN TAKE! I have taken A LOT in my career, and will continue to take it, just for you.. So count yourselves lucky..
Number 2: This show, will be the only show running for the next month, as The Arch-Angel fights with HIS network for RAW and Smackdown! over contractual agreements. Nothing but UXW for a whole month.. Again, count yourselves lucky.
Number 3: Remember this.. The Past Is History, The Future Is Now, And The Best, Is Yet To Come.. This, is what we all stand by. UXW IS the future.. And we will show you the time of your life..
Now, all you watchers at home and on the internet, I can read your lips. "What will happen on the first show?". Simple. I will read out the matches I have made for UXW's Xtreme Debut..
Match 1: Paul "The Roadrunner" Rodriguez vs "The Potential" Douglas Leslie - UXW Xtreme Rules Match
Paul, from what I understand, people aren't too pleased at you. Quite frankly, I've never liked you either.. SO, I'm putting you up against a man I've TRAINED, "The Potential" Douglas Leslie. He'll shake your bones so much, you'll barely be able to CRAWL back to the locker room!
Match 2: Adam vs Cif Horney vs Discharge - Tables Match
I've never seen this.. "Horney Guy" in action before.. Hopefully it won't be TOO disgusting.. Adam, you've been a thorn in my side since DAY 1 in MWF, with Chaos Theory, and have continued to piss me off ever since. You'll face this guy, so I can see.. Just what happens. Oh yes, and of course Discharge.. What a horrible name. It brings to mind some.. bad images. But still, you may have something in you.. Show me what you're made of.
Interview by: Me.
I'll come out and give a little talk, on JUST WHAT WILL HAPPEN in the future.. Probably one of the best parts of the night..
But, wait wait.. Here's the current main event!
4-Man Pinning Battle Royal; MDC vs ScOtT vs "The Cursed" Nightmare vs The Arch-Angel..
That's right.. I'm taking 4 of the MWF's most poorest performers, in my opinion and I'm placing them in a battle royal.. The winner.. Will get a shot at MY World Championship!
MDC, you and I have feuded for a long.. LONG time.. And I grow tired. Let me see just what you can do away.. Hope you don't have too much ring rust.. And I mean the wrestling ring, you sick cretin!
Scott.. Well.. I just want to see you lose, like you always used to. Don't disappoint me..
Nightmare, you used to have a position of power within this company, but you let that slip. Now, we'll see if you can gain back a bit of power, starting with a shot at my most esteemed MWF World Championship..
And Angel.. You seem to have fallen hard on your ass when you fell from the clouds, boy. I'm in power for now.. And I can use you as I will. Although you are having enough trouble getting back YOUR shows, I'll still give you some fun. Win this match, and you and I can finally face each other again.. But that won't be so fun for you, now will it?
There you have it, you STUPID people.. Your matches are set. Have a good day.."
As Dynamite walks away, title on shoulder, his music blares out again, as the camera dims to black..
Match Overview
Match 1: Douglas Leslie vs Paul Rodriguez - UXW Xtreme Rules Match
Match 2: Adam vs Discharge vs Cif Horney - Triple Threat Tables Match
Interview from Dynamite
Main Event: The Arch-Angel vs MDC vs Nightmare vs ScOtT - 4-Way Pinning Battle Royal
REMEMBER
All matches are NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT and NO ROPEBREAK!
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Post by Paul Rodriguez on Sept 27, 2009 19:16:33 GMT
Ahhhh im home this is 1 of the most brutal matchs ever
so i say we put on a match the fans wont forget what you say Doug?
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Post by Douglas Leslie on Sept 27, 2009 20:49:01 GMT
Oh god, Paul.. Please, stop BORING me!
"Let's do a match for the fans!". Screw them, this is about ME, and about me impressing the MWF World Champion! You see, unlike you, I have a duty to perform.. To win. THAT is my duty, and I shall UPHOLD it!
I mean, sure, you may be the more experienced one, maybe a bit stronger.. But I am faster, more charismatic.. And with a trainer like Dynamite, I can't be beaten. Not by you, not by anybody!
So, on Wednesday, the 30th of September.. It will TRULY be.. An Xtreme Hell..
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Post by Paul Rodriguez on Sept 28, 2009 9:53:47 GMT
How dare you insalt these fans
if there was no fans you would have no job just remember that. and on wednesday im gonna give you a caining from ever MWFer in the world!
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Post by Charlie Storm on Sept 28, 2009 12:28:54 GMT
im sorry to say ive been injured and can not compete im my match on wednesday sorry again
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Post by ScOtT on Sept 28, 2009 12:34:06 GMT
ok folks, paul im sure douglas wastnt trying to insalt anybody, and douglas, acting like that istnt very charismatic, it is about the fans not about you thats why this wednesday night the battle royal between 4 of the greatest MWF superstars to be number one contender for the MWF title will never be forgotten, because this is the start of something great, this is what will start my reign as the MWF champion! and when i finish this match i will go home and eat nachos with my opponents from that match, because its not about winning, its about having fun and making friends.
im sorry to hear about your injury cif, hope you got better soon.
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Post by Charlie Storm on Sept 28, 2009 12:52:53 GMT
thanks scott oh and can i just say doug if u cross paul ull have a storm to fight
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Post by Charlie Storm on Sept 28, 2009 17:23:58 GMT
there is one thing i forgot Adam you may of broken my ribs but when i come back your going to meet my new friend the kendo stick
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Post by MWFAdmin-Angel on Sept 29, 2009 13:36:47 GMT
MDC, Scott and Nightmare Wooooooo if you wanna what a match up. Nightmare we havent seen eye to eye for a long time and my mother always said if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. So Nightmare Woooooo .......
Scott You have the potential to be the most exciting superstar in this business today, don't let hollow words pull you down and change your perspective, you are a fun guy and i can't wait to bring on the trumpets with you one more time.
MDC, Wednesday may be double delight for you Wooooooo a chance for you to become number one contender. A chance for vengeance, again don't let it blind you to the fans and their adoration.
For all of you, don't underestimate the Arch-Angel, I may have been away I may still be woooing if i wanna, but Dynamite if you think i care about anything you have to say or for that matter these MWF fans care about anything you have to say, you are greatly mistaken except for one thing, they do care about the return of MWF. This title lust is driving me to distraction, I don't care about it Titles mean nothing, all that matters is the cheers of the fans, Woooooooo so i will say this If i don't win tonight then i will remove myself from active competition.... So you better all get ready to bring on the trumpets, cos when its all said and done either way ill be Woooooooooing MY WAY.
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Post by GM~Nightmare on Sept 29, 2009 17:29:36 GMT
All this constant talking and self hype for what? A shot at the MWF title....you all know that title is rightfully mine, your not worth to hold such power dynamite nor is anyone on this roster.
BUT this is not the time, not right now the title cant return to me just yet. The path i walk leads me in a different direction. this battle royal wont be won for my gain of gold only to demonstrate my growing power.
MY plans will reveal themself over time but i cant afford a conflict with dynamite just yet it is not time.
I know you would love nothing more than to destroy me dynamite and the same goes for alot on this roster your fear is the unknown and i am and unpedictable entity that lucks in the shadows and strikes when least expected.
I will see you in the ring expect the unexpected.
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Post by adam on Sept 29, 2009 17:50:06 GMT
hahahahahahaha cif u really think im scared off a kendo stick iv sweat more blood and tears than u had hot dinners and that thing about me breaking your ribs well i guess u had it coming u shoulld no bye now if u bad mouth the angry miget u going 2 get a beating and thats 1 thing u dont want when the angry miget is not in a very good mood
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Post by Paul Rodriguez on Sept 29, 2009 18:48:12 GMT
ohh adam you say your a hardcore legend,yet you know nothing about hardcore. well i want a piece of this hardcore legend you so call your self and if you do win the hardcore championship i want to face you at the next ppv
Oh It True Its Damm Ture!!!!!!
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Post by adam on Sept 29, 2009 21:17:29 GMT
first i got 2 get it off the big girl nightmare then u think i will give u a shot at it no chance u will have 2 prove u can handle hardcore matchs cuz thats the only way u would get a shot at it
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Post by MDC on Sept 29, 2009 21:32:36 GMT
So then, a brand new stage to showcase my extraordinary talent, but the same fans to entertain.
Like Angel says, it will truly be a Wednesday Night Delight when MDC steps into the ring with some of the greatest stars in wrestling history... The crowd will go wild and I will put on a 5 star performance regardless of the outcome!
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Post by Paul Rodriguez on Sept 30, 2009 15:31:30 GMT
adam im not borthed about the title i want to face you screw the title if i win it i do if i dont i dont im not after any gold
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